The Common Statements coming for the So Called Rich and Powerful Egotists

Every other day one comes across the rich, powerful and well connected people, not to mention snobbish!!!!!

Some common overheard statements coming out from their filthy mouths are as follows:

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” , the most common statement, frequently used in Bollywood Movies. Well we certainly don’t know who you are unless you were a Bollywood Star, Cricket Player or hmmmmm well a Porn Star (considering the fact that the number of people in India who watch porn movies and are obsessed with it and our god like treatment to porn stars). Such type of people are a nuisance anywhere, anyplace and anytime. People who are connected to some business or political person or some bootlicker who rose the ranks by licking his masters boots. Humility is a word that does not figure out in their vocabulary.

“HOW DARE YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE MY VOICE” This is a common thing you hear over the phone, be it landline or mobile. The speaker who says this is supposedly to be over a big post in the organization and he made it big in the similar manner mentioned above, otherwise he/she is nothing but a mediocre person. This person also suffers from a major inferiority complex. When you put a slave in to the position of a master overnight, you certainly don’t expect miracles to happen, right???

Now how are we supposed to know who you are if you have a hyena like/eunuch type croaking voice???

“I AM THE (DESIGATION NAME)”- This category or people don’t like their original names, they like the post that they hold and hence like themselves to be referred by their designation. Designations are plenty to come in the corporate world. They love their designation so much, that they will do anything mind you anything to retain it.

“IT IS BECAUSE I SAID SO”- Heights of ego encapsulated in such a person. These people think that whatever they think or say becomes the word of god. What are you???? A Prophet/Messiah of God???

“WHY DIDNT YOU ASK ME/ CONSULT ME????” It seems that every person working under them should ask them or take their permission before emptying their bladder. These people still think that we are in Kindergarten Schools.

“WHEN I SAY THIS THING TO YOU, IT SHOULD BE DONE”- It seems that before they were born their mothers took the sperm of the worst tyrant dictators like Stalin, Hitler, Mao,Saddam, Gaddaffi and plenty more and inserted it artificially into their uterus. No wonder such people dictate terms with others even in a democratic country.

“HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT”-This category of egomaniacs cannot accept/bear the truth. So when someone tells them the truth or asks them to follow the rules/procedures that the common man follows, they go mad. They don’t understand that they cannot escape from the truth and if someone is blunt in telling them the truth then he/she is doing a good thing. And my dear sir/madam, rules are made to be followed.

“HOW DARE YOU CUT MY CALL/NOT ANSWER MY CALL”- Dude!!!! We have got a life other than sticking to a mobile phone. We can be in an important meeting, religious prayer, watching a movie or be in a place where mobiles are supposed to be switched off or be kept in a silent mode as per the rules. And yes at times we do have to go to the washroom; we can’t take our mobiles phones there, right!!!

For all those who are reading this, you must have come across the above statements made by wierd people.

This is Bhaveen Sheth Signing off for the Day, will be back with more.